Quickie....no, not that kind!

So I started this thing and keep falling asleep each night before I post!

In short, since last I wrote, Kenzie has declared that not only are pears and apples helpful for making you poop, so is pepperoni!

I have on the other hand determined that barium swallows lead to ghost poops! See, told you this would be a free-for-all!

She came to a shocking realization that princesses are actually human, it was a profound moment in her short life!

She is not at all happy about her poor Peyton Manning being on the injured list and has cried about it whenever it's discussed. She is in fact, partially, my reincarnated Grandpa Martin!!!

She has now ridden big people rides at the fair and cried when one was over because it was done too soon. She is an adrenaline junkie!

I use a profound amount if exclamation points!!!!!!!

I have undertaken the quest for how to shrink and de-fatty a liver and believe it will be a long and sad trail as I will be having to say goodbye to some of
My best friends....butter, tons of red meat, and any vice that brought me joy!

Football season is under way, which means every week at our house consists of a minimum of 3 hours at yelling at the Jets whether they are winning or losing as Caroline would apparently make a better; player, coach, referee than anyone paid to do these jobs professionally! I on the other hand know that the Cowboys is God's favorite team, so win or lose, I am at peace!

My 43rd birthday is quickly approaching and I am hoping to milk it for all I can!

And with that, I think we are now relatively caught up!